FurblienDreamExpert

Kah way-loo dah-way ("I am a dream genius" for you non Furbish speakers). I am an oneorocritic (someone who studies dreams) and I'm highly knowledgeable. So if you've got any dreams you're wondering about, be sure to let me know. I'll make complete sense out of it and tell you just how ridiculously easy it is for you to understand the world you go to while you sleep!

I owe my very life to my dreams. If not for them, I wouldn't be alive after all that has happened to me. I will be infinitely and eternally grateful for their power and the many ways they have helped the advancement of consciousness, inventions and all of the inspirations they have given humanity throughout all time and history. In short, I can honestly say my dreams and even my nightmares (as well as many thanks to Lauri Quinn Lowenberg, dream expert of IASD the International Association for the Study of Dreams) are the best support group I could ever have.

I am here to educate fellow dreaming deviants, REM-arkable artists about the infinite importance of dreaming, what they REALLY mean and why you NEED to understand them to get the most important information you will EVER get in your life. I'll even tell you why YOU (or any child) SHOULD NOT FEAR HAVING NIGHTMARES! Yes, they are actually GOOD for you!! The best part is you can get this beneficial advice EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and...it's totally free! Whether it's a scary nightmare, a sexy naughty dream or just some strange and random dream that doesn't seem to make any sense...no matter what your dream is, feel free to tell me all about it, in ALL of it's detail. I'll even tell you why YOU (or any child) SHOULD NOT FEAR HAVING NIGHTMARES! Yes, they are actually GOOD for you!!

DO NOT ever dismiss your dreams as being "just a dream". Once you learn just how important they really are, what they really mean and how much you can learn, you can literally change your life! You'll learn that your dreaming mind is constantly trying to give you advise, wisdom, enlightenment, helpful hints and tips, even warnings *insert dramatic music here*

So I'll start off by asking some of the most questionable questions many people have about their dreams.

Do you have a dream you're wondering about? Is it that one where you (or maybe even your child) wakes up screaming bloody murder? What about that one horrifying one where you're cold blooded murderer? Maybe a disturbing nightmare from long ago that leaves you in pieces instead of peace? Or perhaps a really upsetting one filled with unmentionable, objectionable, even explicit behavior? Maybe it's not so bad. Maybe it's that particular one filled with passion, sensuality, excitement and a few hotties and leaves you hot all over, tingling in your pants and blushing in the morning? Or maybe one that seems perfectly normal? What about the dreaded gender bender or the ones where you're sexual orientation is out of whack? What about that dreaded dream when you are laying in bed and unable to move or scream as an evil force comes in for the kill?

Many people ask: "how could that have come from MY mind?" then attempt to "make sense" out of it by saying "I'm NOT that way, at ALL! It MUST have come from somewhere else!"-which is the main reason we cannot accept or understand our dreams are all about the dreamer. Most importantly I'll answer...what in the world do these strange seemingly illogical sleep induced hallucinations and delusions mean??? Well, I'm here to explain the magical and infinitely powerful world of dreams and how YOU could have such strange, disturbing, grotesque, perverted and awe inspiring imaginings. The best part is I'll tell you how the most disturbing of nightmares are actually a VERY GOOD thing to have, how you can bring out not just a diamond, but an entire gold mine in the rough of wonderful advice ANY and EVERY nightmare holds within it's horrifying themes.

Your dreams, no matter how senseless are NEVER random or illogical and in fact are strategically pieced together to give you messages about your waking life...and in fact make even MORE sense than any
logical, rational thought!

Whatever the case, whatever the content, no matter how weird, wild, sexy, awkward or horrifying, feel free to tell me and BE SURE NOT TO LEAVE OFF ANY DETAIL! The more detail, the better! I'll make complete sense out of it for you AND show you just how important it is, how it is connected to YOUR life and what it is telling you to do!

Turns out, you don't need to spend money on going to a therapist, attending your church every Sunday or even seeking enlightenment from a guru to find all of the answers you need. Your psychologist is always there for you EVERY NIGHT! The big secret is decoding the language of dreams to reap their endless benefits.

You'll be amazed at how much you can discover about YOUR life if you only learn to understand your dreams! You might never, ever dismiss your dreams EVER again.

Just think of all the mistakes you could have avoided and just how successful your life could be had you known what was REALLY going on in your life if only then you knew how to understand what powerful information your wiser, more intellectual self had been trying to give you all of those nights! The truth is you're MORE awake while you're sleeping and a hell of a lot smarter too. ;)